Saturday Night
in Saigon
We
arrive a few days early to acclimatize before the tour starts. Gary,
our tour leader calls by the hotel to see if we fancy going shopping
with him, which we do. We flag down 3 cyclos, those terrifying
bicycle rickshaws, that mount the passenger up front where they are a
prime target and off we go. Our drivers are delightful company,
two of them are ex South Vietnamese army, the other an Amerasian, having
a Vietnamese mother and African American father, all are excluded from
other more lucrative forms of employment by their backgrounds
Making our way back to the hotel they stop outside what appears to be a
warehouse. We are encouraged to enter and find ourselves in a vast room
containing only a coffin mounted on an elaborately decorated catafalque
and a small group of people sitting around a table eating. Our
mischievous drivers manage to get the bewildered mourners to invite us
to join them the
deceased’s image smiles down on us from his perch atop his coffin
and despite the sad occasion and language barrier we all
get along famously. He was only sixteen when his life abruptly ended
in a motorcycle accident
Suddenly the irate owner of the establishment arrives but she quickly
calms down and urges us to take photographs, which somewhat reluctantly
we do. Our new friend the funeral directress asks if we would like
to visit with 'Madame from Thailand’ who is going home to Bangkok
tomorrow, perhaps we would take her photo before she leaves'. Like
lambs to the slaughter we are led to the mortuary where 'Madame from
Thailand' is indeed ready for her trip home, her final trip anywhere in
fact. She is lying in her best clothes, fully made up with a heavy
bunch of bananas on her stomach
Slowly turning green I find my exit blocked by 3 grinning cyclo
drivers. Tony at a loss for something appropriate to say asks if the
bananas are food for her final journey. Through their laughter
they manage to mime that the bananas are to prevent her stomach from
bloating. No we do not have any photos of Madam and a visit to the
mortuary never did become a feature of Passages or Eldertreks tour to
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